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Apr. 8th, 2007 @ 11:37 pm
fuck i can do liverjouranl too, RIGHT?

had to go to easter today in the family automobile. erka punched me in the face, and i was like "FUCK GARHARHHGHHHHHHHHH?!!!!!!" and my dad was like "sha.?" and my mom was All "ADPOVIAWEYFA;SDLJFNBDAFLJKBNZXCVAHSDFPOAYSDFOIPYASDF."

My head kissed the ground
I was half the way down
Treading the sand
Please
Please lift a hand
I'm only a person
Whose armbands beat
On his hands hang tall

THINGS LIKE THAT go well at nighttime when flail my limbs around aimlessly rather than productive activities.

its really all about flushing your bear shits down the sanitary porcelain chamber pot altar. or whatever that was.





i feel like that all the time. you have NO IDEA>




probably a tritone.
Current Music: poul.enc

omgsurvaysays Jan. 2nd, 2007 @ 10:51 pm
surveay!@!@!@!@!@ i make old people cry!

[] stayed single
[x] got kissed
[x] kissed someone new
[ ] kissed in the snow
[] kissed in the rain
[x] fell for a fool
[] had my heart broken
[x] broke someone else's heart (HELL YEAH)
[x] had a stalker
[x] lost a friend
[x] questioned my sexual orientation
[] came out of my closet
[] got pregnant
[] had an abortion
[] thought you were pregnant
[] got married
[] had a divorce
[] kissed someone of the same sex
[x] met someone that I will never forget
[x] did something I regret
[] lost my true love
[] lost faith in love
[] kissed under mistletoe
[] got a promotion
[] got a pay raise
[x] changed jobs
[] lost my job
[x] quit my job
[] dated a co-worker
[] dated my boss
[] dated my boss's son/ daughter
[] got fired from my job
[] got straight A's
[] met a teacher who I became friends with
[x] met a teacher who I really hate
[] found the subject I love
[] failed a class
[x] cut class
[] skipped school
[x] did something I was proud of
[] discovered a new talent
[] proved myself
[x] embarrassed myself in front of the class (i probably did at some point)
[] fell in love with a teacher
[x] was involved in something that I will never forget
[x] drew a picture
[x] wrote a poem
[x] listened to music I couldnt stand
[x] double dipped
[] skinny dipped
[x] went to a sleepover
[x] went to camp
[] threw a surprise party
[x] laughed till I cried
[] laughed till I peed my pants
[] flirted shamelessly
[] visited a foreign country
[x] visited another state
[] cooked a disastrous meal
[x] lost something important to me
[x] got a gift I love
[x] realized something new about myself
[] dyed my hair
[] came close to losing my life
[] someone close to me died
[x] went to a party
[x] drank alcohol
[] got arrested
[x] got pulled over
[x] read a great book
[x] saw a great movie
[] saw a movie so scary that it made me cry
[x] saw a band live or concert
[x] did something that I want to tell everyone
[x] experienced something new
[] made new friends
[x] found out who your real friends are
[x] lied to your parents
[]got in trouble with police
[] kissed in a pool
[x] kissed under the stars
[x] had the time of your life
[x] danced
[] fell out of love
[x] had a crush on someone
[x] changed your sexual preference
[x] swam in a pool
[] made a snowman
[] went snowboarding
[x] went sledding
[x] slept in past 2pm
[x] held someones hand
[] held someones hand that you cared about
[x] got wasted in a public place
[] got wasted in Mexico
[x] told someone you like them as more than a friend
[x] gone on vacation
[] gone on vacation with a friend
[x] driven a car
[] played strip poker
[x] danced in the rain
[] got in a car accident
[] seen someone get in a car accident
[] got in a fist fight
[x] laughed until you couldn't breathe
[] had an amazing year
[x] missed someone
[] got hit by car
[] went to the hospital
[] got a new pet
[x] enjoyed this year overall
[x] next year will be better

THRICE WORDEXZ: BORT. MAKCIE. FHOWIE.

WEHILE RITING PREVISOSU STATEMENT,. I HERD CAT PUKING AND RAN THROUGH HOUSE TO THROW CAKT OUT OF DOORWAY.

YOU HAVE ENTERED. THE SCARY DOOR.
Current Mood: pissed offpissed off
Current Music: NEW EXPLOSIONS IN THE SKY ALBUM.

Sep. 9th, 2006 @ 11:49 am
goodbye scout.
Current Mood: nervousnervous
Current Music: brahms

Aug. 14th, 2006 @ 01:40 am
welcome home.
Current Mood: shockedshocked
Current Music: sparklehorse.

yay Jun. 18th, 2006 @ 01:30 pm
goodbye. see you july 5.
Current Mood: excitedexcited
Current Music: GZA- 4th chamber
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it was my birthday.

edit: cell phone. 991-6344
» yay.
cyso! hell yes.
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fucking amazing. that's all i've got to say.
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fduck you everyone!!!!
hezll yeah.
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